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TRUMPETS Al Tissimo (head trumpet), Parent de Vane (old-time initial trumpet), Such Haitnen (initial trumpet Finland) Willy Makit or Kenny Makit (1st trumpet), Buster Bloodvessel (very first trumpet), Felix Quoted, Howie Spitz, Ames Toulouse, Chops O’Gonagen (or Mouth area O’ Gonagen), Ed Down, Rusty Piston, Buster Hinote, Diz Astor, Noah Matter
TROMBONES Hy Check in,Sneak Shod,Willie Let you know, Bjent Fall, Adolf Song, Mosley Late, Scott Noslide (into device trombone), Terry Billnoise, Moe Zaic, Justin Song, Lew Slides (trout trombone), Keith Myath, (toothless trout trombone)
Peggio – Manny Wong Kordz – Phil Allgaps – Hugo Tommy Head (keyboard pub) – Sven Lightsarlo (Swedish keyboard pub) – Thelonious Gallintown (gay pianist)
SAXOPHONES Kenny Read – lead alto, Izzy Sharp – direct alto, Mosley Flat – second alto, Les Tone – second alto, Manny Cards – initially tenor, Mai-Lik – Chinese initial tenor, Reed Mylips – 1st tenor, Otto Song – 2nd tenor, Ron Trick – next tenor, Lee King – second tenor, Olaf Awhiskey – Swedish tenor, Mustafa Fix – Arabic tenor, Selmer Horn – bankrupt tenor member, Seymour Butts – baritone, Rusty Tactics – baritone, Arthur Chorus – baritone, Ima Growler – baritone
Drums Ron Kords – Rex Yurears (rock guitar player) – Ian Gee & Rudy Mentry (visitors guitar players) – Kent Reed – Segovia Carpeting (ancient guitar player) – Django Bells – Stone Enrol – Sten Gunn (Swedish material guitar player)
Keyboards Phil Dinn – Wear Swing – No-Tai-Ming (Vietnamese) – Owen Transport (Welsh) – Usually Travelling – Arturo Verciz (Southern area American) – Knut Loose (Danish) – Ching Boom (Chinese) – I.Q. Lowe